According to people who have clearly never met us. If you’ve never met a naturist before, there’s a good chance you already have a very clear picture in your mind of what we must be like. Apparently, enjoying clothes free living creates very visual naturist stereotypes and makes us a very specific kind of human….
Sometimes you just need to laugh at the total absurdity of it all. Every so often, we find ourselves in a moment that reminds us we may not be doing this whole naturism thing the way people expect. We spend a lot of time, both in our writing and in our heads, justifying this lifestyle…
Where summer is short, the lakes are cold, and even our nudity comes with an apology. When people picture naturism, they imagine endless Caribbean beaches, gentle breezes, and sophisticated Europeans sipping wine au naturel. Then they meet us… two prairie-raised people from Manitoba… and the image glitches. We get asked often how in the hell…
Over the last few years, we have learned a few things about having a naturist Christmas during the holiday season. Somewhere between the pine needles, the ladder, and the sudden realization that candles are no longer decorative but potential threats, we discovered that the holidays assume one very specific thing about you… that you’re wearing…
(Completely serious. Absolutely authoritative. Universally agreed upon by no one.) If you’ve been around the naturist world for more than ten minutes, you’ve probably met at least one person who believes naturism is governed by a sacred rulebook… a kind of nudist scripture carved into stone tablets and preserved somewhere between a sandy beach and…
The Eternal Mystery of the Male Genital Ego My Penis is Special! There is a wonderfully predictable phenomenon in the world… predictable in the same way sunrise is predictable and in the same way men will, without fail, angle a camera downward the moment they think their penis is special and has something to say….
Would civilization collapse? Over a month ago, Grok started spitting out AI-generated topless videos of some celebrities and the world immediately grabbed its pearls, fainting couches, and moral outrage hashtags. Naturally, politicians declared it a “threat to democracy,” think-pieces sprouted like weeds online, and self-appointed morality police dusted off their keyboards to type furiously about…
We have all been asked these in one form or another! Every naturist knows the endless questions naturists get asked… they never stop, and they’re usually kinda hilarious. If you’ve been a naturist for more than five minutes, you’ve probably heard some version of these over and over again. People can’t help themselves. Their brains…
Ten Photos of Us, Fifty Photos of Forest! We’ve done plenty of naturist photo shoots before. Usually, it’s just a matter of finding the right light, the perfect backdrop, setting up the tripod, and letting nature do its thing. And at first, today looked like it would be one of those perfect, easy sessions. I…
We’ve noticed something funny! Not “ha-ha” funny, more like “why are we like this?” funny. For a lifestyle that prides itself on freedom, honesty, and openness, naturism and nudism are oddly divided. Spend five minutes in an online group or at a resort, and you’ll quickly find someone who thinks their version of social nudity…